Blues Dirty 30 Celebration

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My Son

In a few months my Prince will be welcomed to the world. Knowing this has me feeling a bunch of mixed emotions. Im scared, excited, nervous, worried, proud, sad, happy all at the same time. Everybody is telling me don't worry that this is normal. How can this be normal for ones emotions to go through so much at one time.

There are times when i cant wait to see his face, to see what I helped create. Then there are the times when i sit and ask myself what the fucc did I just get myself into!!! There are times when ill sit and plan how im going to dress him and what im going to get him involved in. The times when I say I hope he act just like me, have my attitude, my street and book smarts. But in the same breath the worries come. If he is like me will he finish school, will he join a gang, will he smoke, will he drink, will he have a good relationship with me.

Now on the flip-side of things one thing that i know is that he will never want for anything. My support system is one of the strongest anybody can ask for. Shit he will be more loved and worried about then me. His moms strong woman who i know will take care of him to her last breath. His Godmother my best friend who if anytime will hold him down like she pushed him out. His godfather my brother from another be more excited and nervous then me lol its all love. His grandmother my moms her first grandchild will be like the second son she couldn't have. My numerous aunts, uncles and cousins. And plenty of good friends shit he getting gifts already and he is not even here yet!!

I guess knowing that I will have so much help should make me feel better, but its not i guess thats the fright of a first time parent. I do know that I will love him, teach him, nourish him, provide for him, protect him with every fiber of my skinny being.

So to my Prince Amir when you grace us with your presence in March with your handsome features be healthy and prepared to be overwhelmed with an abundance of love and admiration. And takes daddies worries and fears away.

Love you My Prince,
Daddy

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So u like them big do you???

Most women claim to love a big ego. But sometimes u run into a love muscle that get u shook. It is quite easy to get intimidated by a larger package. It is even easier if you have never had a man that big. There are women I know who are flat out against dealing with a man bigger than 8 inches and I have come to learn it is because they simply don’t know any better. So I have done a little research, and came up with some things that will help you get right up to the challenge of the super sized D.

• STRETCH: Yes, Stretch. I don’t mean the vajay-jay, I mean the other muscles that you use , your legs, hip, and glutes. The looser you are, the more relaxed your body will be.
• THINK POSITIVELY: You will be surprised as to how much of your fear is mental. The vagina is a muscle, it stretch and it won’t just snap. Women birth babies for crying out loud, you can handle it.
• RELAX: Tension will only make the experience awkward. Also, the man is already big, do you want him to try forcing it in too? Tension can create a painful situation where there needn’t be one.
• BREATHE DEEP: This goes hand in hand with relaxing. Deep breaths calm you down, and get the blood flowing at an easy pace. Take deep breaths as he enters you, he will be in there and you will be getting it on before you know it.
• KNOW YOUR LIMITS: This mean just what it says. If you feel pain or severe discomfort, STOP. You can injury yourself if you don’t and you have nothing to prove. You know your body best, manage your participation and tolerance accordingly.
• COMMUNICATE: Talk to your partner about your apprehensions. If they are into you, they will know how to handle it and do their best to make your comfortable and make it the best sexual experience possible. And if they don’t you shouldn’t be dealing with them.

DID I MISS ANYTHING???

A Little Advice To The Men Women Feel Free To Share

If she’s not feeling loved, she WILL find someone to love her…better than you at that.

• Is this is your girl, wifey, or Jump off. I know its an unwritten Man Law that you can’t show a girl that you like them, but damn dudes show your GIRL that you actually care. And showing that you actually care doesn’t mean buying them the most expensive thing in Macy’s although expensive gifts don’t hurt. But try making something for them or doing something a little unique like planning a picnic, writing a poem, or just lip syncing your song to them. Doesn’t matter if you can write or not it’s just the thought that matters. Now there is one exception to this rule. Make sure this is your girl this method may not work w/ Jump offs or Buddies.

Celebrate small things, like the 3 month anniversary, or the first kiss, It’s gets you MAD Brownie points.

• Remember she’s still a girl, no matter how much of an independent woman she claims to be, Girls are mushy, and they like to know that you’re paying attention. So a simple card or candle can go a long way in building a relationship into a stable foundation for the future and is the 2 of you.

Let your nuts hang and she’ll love you more.

• You got balls don’t you? Act like it. No females wants a man she can walk all over so have a backbone tell her no sometimes and then surprise her when she least expect it. Going out this weekend make the plans trust me if she isn’t bout it she’ll let you know. Take the lead, tell her what the 2 of you are going to be doing tonight. If you’re worried about if she will like it, then you haven’t been paying attention to anything she’s being saying. Change careers.

Tit-tays love much licky and sucky.

• You have to be sure that in the heat of the moment you don’t ignore the nipples. Love the breast and be sure to show them equal attention. Start at the top work your way counterclockwise w/ your tongue. To a female only a few things are worst then one hard nipple.

Plan the occasional swaggerlicious get fly date and go out of town for the weekend, basically be unpredictable.

• Women get tired of the same ole routine week in and week out. Blockbusters nights are cool on a rainy night, but not all the time. If her boyfriend is lame then a dude like me has no problem taking another man’s girl out and giving her the time of her life and best believe that next weekend I will have her in my room w/ her ankles on her earlobes while Dru Hill’s Somebody’s Sleeping In My Bed plays in the background as a thrust the manxilla to the beat.

She thinks you’re sexy after you get a fresh line up, when your fixing things, rapping your favorite song, dipping through traffic, eating a peach, holding a baby, or reading.

• What do all of those things have in common? They are all simple things. you don’t have to do too much to impress a woman who likes you. If you find yourself having to do some World Strongest Man shit like picking up a car w/ your pinky, blindfolded while doing the superman dance in order to impress your old lady. Then you might need to end that relationship early. A good woman is turned on by the simple things like telling her the truth.

Talk Dirty to her in public.

• Next time you’re with your girl in the supermarket walk up behind her while shes picking out produce and whisper in her ear that you want to fuck the shit out of her right on top of the Red Peppers and discreetly feel on your booty while you do it. Now it might not happen then and there but when you get home and after you’re done helping her w/ put away the food. The Kitchen might become the scene of your own Debbie Does Dallas.

It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want your girl to see, hear, read…(Yes Facebook Comments Count)

• I’m really surprised at the number of girls who have ended a potential relationship b/c some random chick left some shit on their dudes facebook wall. Fellas if you know you have an ace in the pocket why ruin it w/ a jump off w/ a loud mouth. But if you get caught and you know your boo is not your girl yet why lie about it? Girls are a lot more forgiving then you think they are. Tell her the truth. Women want a choice its an essential need to their existence. So simply put Stop Lying.

Do You Have The Good To Keep Him Coming Bacc?? Written by Joyous

Ladies how do you reaaallly….REAAALLLY know you have the goods that keep him coming back? I know you just read that question and answered to yourself: Because he keeps coming back!! But what if he doesn’t? Does that mean the box was trash? Is there such a thing as bad vag? Would you believe the dude if he told you it wasn’t good? Ladies believe it or not sometimes it’s US, not THEM. I know as women we all think our loving is good enough to end world wars but the truth is there may be a man out there who think yours is WACK! Here’s my guide to tell if you’ve got that come-back coochie.

• Moisture: A man loves that natural, warm, wetness. Sure there’s all kinds of products out there to keep the slope slippery but there’s nothing like a real sheet soaker!
• Feel: Iron-clad tightness goes out the window with your virginity but you can keep them walls taut. Don’t NO man want a sloppy, loose cooch so ladies if you’re not doing kegels…you better start now! Having control of your vaginal muscles will be pleasing to him and you during sex.
• Rhythm: “Shorty threw it like a quarterback. I caught that like Rice” ~Jay-Z. Every time you turn around someone in music is dropping a line about what they like during sex. It’s actually hidden instructions, so take note. Work that pelvis ladies! It’s all attached like that for a reason. Don’t just lie there!!
• Appearance: (1) A healthy vagina is a happy vagina. Don’t be giving up the goods if it ain’t all good down there. Bad smells & crazy discharge is a sure fire way to make sure he DOESN’T come back. Y’all know when you’re not right down there so don’t play yourself in that situation and make him wait. It’ll be worth it. And you won’t be embarrassed. (2) To each her own in the looks department but if your partner likes it a certain way try it one time to see if things change in the bedroom. Just keep an open mind. You know the saying: You cant see the forest through the trees? Read between the bush!! It’ll grow back.

Now I’m only speaking to the instance of the vagina alone. I know that there are many factors that go into being a great lover overall. But ladies check your vaginas at the bed first. Keep your goods intact. Keep him coming back!

Just A Thought

Ladies if your talking to a man and he talks bad about another dude to try to get in. Imagine what he saying about you to his boys. HMMMMMMMM